The last few months have been absolutely crazy for the Jones
household. Of course we have our own
special breed of crazy around here and it wouldn’t be our family if it didn’t
include some stunningly absurd moments.
Here are some snippets to entertain you normal people.
I think we were going along pretty well aside from my back
feeling like it was being beaten up by an entire martial arts class every
night. Getting out of bed was and still
is quite the challenge as my back feels worse and my belly expands. There is quite an art to it and it is not a
speedy venture. As James so lovingly puts it "and she's off, like a thundering herd of turtles".
Well one morning I had a phone call from James in which he
relayed the fact that he had just been involved in a car accident. My stunningly awful first reaction to this
news was to say “ok, well I’m not sure what I can do about this”. He then asked me if I could come and pick him
up since his car was not in a drivable state.
My response to this being “I’m not dressed yet and the kids haven’t got
on the bus either”. Just give me the
wife of the year award now and be done with it!
